S-Peed

S-Peed! Pee a S

Sooo... Ever wondered if you could draw the letter S in the snow? That great, because I have a thing for YOU!

S-Peed is the definitive urination simulation experience you never knew you needed.  (Duh!) With cutting-edge "shake physics" and a sophisticated grading algorithm that judges your style of handling the ring-a-ding-a-dong.

This game answers the age-old question no one ever asked: "Can I pee an S?"

Created for the Speed Jam:

• There is Speed!
• There is no end...  the no end mode - it does not end ;)

Two Modes of Liquid Artistry:

• Timed Mode: You have 10 seconds to prove your bladder control and a steady hand. Get graded from S-Rank (S-Peed Champion)... get it? GET IT? THE JOKE????....  to E-Rank (The Shy Bladder). 
• Infinite Mode: No timer, no pressure, not a single kid yelling if you can pee faster so they can go into toilet... just you and your yellow stream creating art. Just like di Caprio on Titanic drawing them French girls. Ah, and collect powerups for enhanced... capabilities. Because sometimes art takes time. 

Features:

• Realistic stream wobble physics (I spent way too long on this)
• A grading system that analyzes your S-curves like an art critic in Luvre
• Procedurally generated stream sound (yes, really)
• Powerups. The red one however may not be a power up...
• 500 animated snowflakes because I believe in atmosphere

Warning: This game is stupid, but the physics engine is not.

Made entirely by one person who should probably have used this time more productively but regrets nothing.

Did ask ChatGPT few questions how to judge S curves... 

Can you achieve S-Rank? There's only one way to find out.